You don't want to go to Ferry Landing Beach yet. They still haven't brought back the sand the storm blew away.
I'm sorry I'm late. There was a traffic jam on Sherman because 2 male iguanas were fighting and wouldn't budge.
|Can't sit down yet. That's the iguana that likes to beg for food.|
You live in Nob Hill? That's like living the in country. It takes at least 10 minutes to get to your house from the NEX. That's got to be rough.
|Can't leave yet. An iguana is in my fin bag.|
I'm so tired of explaining to people how we can't leave the base/can't drive to Havana/can't eat Cuban food/can't buy Cuban cigars or rum/still have to abide by the embargo/don't speak Spanish here.
Wha g-wan, mon/ma brudda/ma sista!
Every ting crisp?
|Can't mow the yard yet. Got to wait for the iguana to move along.|
We don't have cabs. We have safe ride. It's free.
We don't have cell phones. We use pay phones. They're free.
We don't have a movie complex. We have an outdoor movie theater. It's free.
|Can't leave yet. There's an iguana in my fin bag. Again.|
Subway is out of bread.
Taco Bell is out of meat.
Pizza Hut is out of cheese.
|Can't drive yet. Got to wait for the iguana to cross the road.|
I lost my kid. I think he's in a tree with your kid.
Your kid's not with my kid? Well, I'm sure they'll be home by dark.
I saw a manatee/shark/octopus/ray on my last dive!
What's the best way to cook fresh conch/lion fish/snook/lobster?
|Can't park there. There's an iguana in the way.|
Kids in the States are boring. They sit on their cell phones all day.
Be home by Colors!!
|Can't speed here. Iguana crossing!|